38: Not to cease hating the missionary
The Book of Knowledge
Laws of Idolatry and Paganism
Not to cease hating the missionary (Deut. 13:9)
Content Warning: homophobic language
a CLOWN walks through Time Square late at night
an off-brand MICKEY MOUSE stops him
MICKEY speaks with a gruff Bronx accent
MICKEY MOUSE
wanna a pic Bozo?
CLOWN nods his head and squeaks his nose affirmatively
MICKEY gestures to an off-brand MINNIE MOUSE
MINNIE pulls out a Polaroid camera
CLOWN and MICKEYE pose
right as MINNIE takes the photo the CLOWN kisses MICKEY on the cheek
MINNIE hands the photo to the CLOWN
as MICKEY and MINNIE exit we hear MINNIE speak
she is also a gruff man from the Bronx
MINNIE
fag
the CLOWN keeps moving
the NAKED COWBOY enters in tighty-whities and carrying a guitar
the NAKED COWBOY stops the CLOWN
he sounds like a California stoner
NAKED COWBOY
hey man
radical look
the CLOWN squeaks his nose happily
he makes a camera-clicking gesture
yeah sure dude
CLOWN grabs a PASSERBY
makes the camera-clicking gesture at her
PASSERBY nods
CLOWN hands his phone to the PASSERBY
CLOWN and NAKED COWBOY pose
CLOWN drops his pants
revealing voluminous boxer shorts covered in hearts
NAKED COWBOY
totally awesome man
PASSERBY takes the pic
stay joyful my dude
PASSERBY hands the phone back to the CLOWN
he squeaks his nose effusively
PASSERBY and NAKED COWBOY exit
the CLOWN keeps moving
a MAN IN A MAGA HAT enters
he sounds like a tech bro douche
MAN IN MAGA HAT
hey bro nice look
can i get a-
the CLOWN takes out a banana cream pie (where did that come from?)
he pies the MAN IN MAGA HAT in the face
he squirts the MAN IN MAGA HAT with water from his lapel flower
he pulls the MAN IN MAGA HAT’s pants down
he takes the MAN IN MAGA HAT’s hat off and throws it onto Broadway
a car immediately runs over the hat
the MAN stares at the CLOWN
bewildered
the CLOWN shakes his head and squeaks his nose mournfully
the CLOWN keeps walking
the MAN tries to pull up his pants
he falls down in the process
the off-brand MINNIE MOUSE enters
he has removed his Minnie head
he stares at the pantsed pied and dampened MAN on the ground
MINNIE
keep it in the bedroom bud
MINNIE exits
END OF PLAY