41: Not to refrain from incriminating him

The Book of Knowledge
Laws of Idolatry and Paganism
Not to refrain from incriminating [the missionary] (Deut. 13:9)
CW: Violent imagery
a UNICORN stands before a PRIEST
the PRIEST holds a saw
PRIEST
i’ve come to take your horn
UNICORN
what will you give me for it?
PRIEST
the capacity to repent
UNICORN
i don’t think i need that
PRIEST
everyone must repent before me
UNICORN
i like my horn
it shimmers at twilight
PRIEST
the horn is the phallus of Satan
the corruption of man’s tumescence
UNICORN
you seem like fun
PRIEST
there is no fun in repentance
only the bliss of acquiescence
UNICORN
what does this bliss feel like?
PRIEST
like dying but joyful
UNICORN
is it worth the loss of my horn?
PRIEST
there is no bliss to be found with your horn
the UNICORN lowers their horn
the PRIEST begins to saw it off
the UNICORN howls
UNICORN
you’re hurting me
PRIEST
this is the bliss
UNICORN
you lied you lied
PRIEST
this is acquiescence
UNICORN
i’m frightened of blood
PRIEST
like dying but joyful
the horn falls to the ground
now do me next
END OF PLAY