68: Men must not shave the hair off the sides of their head

The Book of Knowledge
Laws of Idolatry and Paganism
Men must not shave the hair off the sides of their head (Lev 19:27)

CW: antisemitic imagery

a bare-chested white man enters

on his chest is a prominent swastika

he picks up an enormous bedazzled Star of David on a chain

puts it on

he picks up a grotesque false nose

puts it on

picks up a black hat with fake oversized payot (Jewish sidelocks) attached

puts it on

he looks at us

makes jazz hands and sticks out his tongue

mimes davening in an exaggerated fashion

mumble-sings the Shema as he hops around and moons us

and just generally behaves like a clown

his vaudeville grows frantic

until he finally wears himself out

he flips us off with both fingers

then takes of the enormous bedazzled Star of David chain

puts it down

takes off the grotesque false nose

puts it down

goes to take off the black hat with fake oversized payot

but it’s stuck

he pulls at the black hat with fake oversized payot

he pulls at it

but it will not come off

he crumples to the ground and sobs

lightning flashes across the stage

the man screams in agony

from the heavens God laughs

END OF PLAY