70: Men must not wear women’s clothing

The Book of Knowledge
Laws of Idolatry and Paganism
Men must not wear women’s clothing (Deut. 22:5)

            the PLAYWRIGHT (that’s me!) enters fully nude

            he is a cis male

            we can all see it

            he puts on black lacey panties

            he puts on a blue sundress

            he puts on stockings

            he puts on an enormous red heels

            he stares down the audience

            he stares down Maimonides

            he stares down Hashem

PLAYWRIGHT
i am wearing a fucking dress

            he flips off whoever first wrote down this commandment

            END OF PLAY