74: Not to make a bald spot in mourning

The Book of Knowledge
Laws of Idolatry and Paganism
Not to make a bald spot in mourning (Deut. 14:1)

            a BUSHWICK GAY and a PARK SLOP LESBIANN

            the BUSHWICK GAY has almost shaved his entire head

            except for a one-inch band of hair that wraps all the way around his head

            the band of hair is dyed neon green

BUSHWICK GAY
you don’t like it?

            silence

PARK SLOPE LESBIAN
did you do it yourself?

BUSHWICK GAY
my barber did

PARK SLOPE LESBIAN
willingly?

BUSHWICK GAY
…
no

            silence

PARK SLOPE LESBIAN
babe
…
i think it’s time to try therapy now

            END OF PLAY