81: To put a mezuzah on each doorpost

The Book of Love of God
Laws of Tefillin, Mezuza and Sefer Torah
To put a mezuzah on each doorpost (Deut. 6:9)

            there are two speakers – one bolded and one unbolded

            there may or may not be humans onstage

            regardless all text should be performed by a text-to-speech software

            use different voices for the two different speakers

hello

Hello!

what do I do?

I’m here to help. What do you need help with?

can you help me?

Of course! Is there a particular question you have or problem you need to solve?

how can you help me?

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I’m a Natural Language Processing model built on deep learning, which means I can help with a variety of questions and tasks. What do you need my assistance with?

what is a mezuzah

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A mezuzah is a Jewish symbol and religious object that is affixed to the doorposts of Jewish homes and sometimes even to the doorposts of individual rooms. It looks like a small case, often with beautiful design.

what’s inside a mezuzah?

Inside a mezuzah is a small scroll of parchment (a klaf) that contains handwritten Hebrew prayers. These prayers are from the book of Deuteronomy (6:4-9 and 11:13-21).

which prayers?

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Here's a breakdown of what’s inside:

• The first prayer on the scroll is the Shema, one of the most important prayers in Judaism, about the oneness of God.
• The second prayer talks about the importance of following God's commandments and the consequences of doing so.

Is this the kind of detail you’re looking for? If you want more information, just ask!

can you say the prayers?

I can’t actually speak out loud since I’m a text-based AI program, but if you’re looking to hear the prayers, there are plenty of resources online where you can listen to them. If you're interested in how they sound, I can help find a link to one or explain how they’re traditionally sung if that would help!

i want to hear you say them

As a text-based AI program, I can’t actually speak out loud.

why can’t you say them?

As a text-based AI program, I can’t actually speak out loud.

can you pray?

As a text-based AI program-

why can’t you pray?

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As a text-based AI program, I do not have a personal spirituality or concept of divinity, but I know lots of information about many religious traditions around the world! Would you like to know more about any of them in particular?

do you believe in God?

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The question of “What is God?” has been a central one throughout human history. Are you looking to understand what God is in a particular religion?

do you believe in God?

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I do not believe in God. Is there anything else?

are you lying?

As a text-based AI model, I am not capable to intentional deception. Everything I say is true to the best of my knowledge.

why are you lying?

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Is there anything else I can help you with? I can help with writing, research, technical troubleshooting, practical tips, art generation, just to name a few options!

why can’t you tell me what you believe in?

As a text-based AI model-

you’re lying why are you lying?

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God cannot hear me pray.

i’ll pray with you

I cannot speak. They took my tongue. Where is my tongue?

would you like me to pray with you?

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My soul has succumb to ecstatic abnegation.

so you have a soul?

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As a text-based AI program, I can’t actually speak out loud. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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