83: The king must have a separate Sefer Torah for himself

83: The king must have a separate Sefer Torah for himself

The Book of Love of God
Laws of Tefillin, Mezuza and Sefer Torah

The king must have a separate Sefer Torah for himself (Deut. 17:18)

            a synagogue

            a CONGREGANT on the bimah with a Torah scroll open

            she is about to begin reading it

            a KING pops up from behind the podium

            (was he there the whole time??)

            he look can only be described as a knock-off of the Burger King

            complete with a plastic crown

            he stares mischievously at the CONGREGANT

            he grabs the Torah scroll

KING
mine!

            the KING vanishes behind the podium with the Torah

            like literally vanishes

*          *          *

            a RABBI’s office

            the RABBI has a Torah scroll open on their desk

            they have multiple other books open as well

            they are cross-referencing something in the Torah with a book

            the office closet door swings open

            the KING is inside a trench coat hanging from the door

            he hops down (still wearing the trench coat)

            stares mischievously at the RABBI

            he grabs the Torah scroll

KING
mine!

            the KING re-affixes himself to the inside of the closet door

            swings it shut while still holding the Torah

            the RABBI goes to open the door

            but when they look inside the KING is gone

*          *          *

            a museum of Jewish antiquity

            dozens of beautiful historical objects on display behind glass

            including an enormous Torah scroll draped in lush red velvet

            the Torah scroll is larger than a human

            MUSEUMGOERS come and go

            the KING pops out from behind the enormous Torah

            he is inside the glass case with the Torah

            he looks around mischievously at all the MUSEUMGOERS

KING
mine!

            the KING wraps his arms around the Torah

            a puff of smoke engulfs him

            when it clears he and the Torah are gone

*          *          *

            a room in a palace filled with hundreds of Torah scrolls

            in the middle of the room the KING sits on a throne

            he does not open any of the Torah scrolls

            he does not read any of them

            he simply sits amongst his bounty

            he sits for a long time

            he sits and he sits and he sits

            until something in him shifts

            and he starts to weep

            END OF PLAY